Why does evil exist?

This question has beleaguered generations of thinkers since the dawn of time. But there is an EASY solution.

Are you ready?

STOP REPRODUCING!

Only then will our species stop experiencing evil. Every time one of you has a baby, YOU become a co-author of evil. Go on, try to disprove me.

It has taken me 47 years to arrive at this simple and obvious solution, but that’s how it goes. God is COMPLETELY exonerated, so stop blaming him. Your insatiable desire for sex and your naive optimism were the problem all along. NONE of us are necessary for the continuation of this universe. We do what we do because it brings us feelings of pleasure. So if you’re mad about how “evil” and “unfair” the world is, STOP propagating those things.

The End.